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5 people I'd like to see DIE...in a horror movie
Now first off let me say just so nobody takes this the wrong way, I
wish nothing more for these folks listed below here than to live long
and healthy lives. I do not wish death or any ill will towards any of
them BUT, in the same way it was fun seeing the gruesome death of
Parish Hilton in "House of Wax" (probably the best part of the movie)
below I've listed my top 5 celebrities I'd love to see bite the bullet
in a horrible way in a horror film.
05 Tila Tequila
NowTila is hot, no question about that at all. However Tila is the type of
girl who KNOWS she hot and then goes out of her way to flaunt it. Also
as of late you've probably heard of her breakdowns on social networks
to which she's went as far as to rant and get naked..the getting naked
part wasn't so bad, the ranting was. As a result the girl that got
famous for pretty much nothing stays in the public eye by any means she
can. So here's something productive for her, get cast in some horror
movie and die and slow painful death on screen! What would be the best
way for Tila to go? Hmmmm?...Have her be in a horror film where the
movie uses web-cams in different rooms for a reality shows gone wrong,
think "Halloween: Resurrection". Tila gets naked for a camera, just in
time for our slasher to bust into the room!..Preferably with something
that can make things really messy.
04 Tony Romo
Youknow I use to not be ashamed to admit that the Dallas Cowboys was a
team that I had a soft spot for but since poor Troy Aikman (who
probably don't know he's Troy Aikman right now) had to step aside it's
been down hill ever since. In stepped Tony Romo, a guy who's confidence
can't be backed up on anything like SuperBowl rings. See, the only
thing Tony has to show you how awesome he is, is his word..that simply
won't cut it. See it's a shame to be the QB for the Cowboys and have
your only claim to fam being relationships with Carrie Underwood and
Jessica Simpson so how about Tony give it all up and go for movies? Who
wouldn't love to see him play the role of some cocky jock who meets his
demise all "My Blood Valentine" style by getting his face dipped in a
hot pot of bowling water?
03 Chad Kroeger
Truthis Mr.Kroeger hasn't done much to justify someone wanting to see him
get "off'd" in a horror film, well not much if we don't count his
little quote about how he doesn't like being on TV because it doesn't
show him as good looking on the screen as he is in real life...Oh wait!
I almost forgot, he did write that song "Far Away" that me and an ex
use to call "our song" soooo TO HELL WITH HIM!!! Perhaps Chad could get
some kinda walk on roll in an Asian film where he plays a singer for an
American band. He could end up in trouble by some crazy Asian cult who
tie him up so they can chop off his fingers so he would no longer be
able to write song after song in the same three damn chords. After
that?..Just let the mofo bleed to death.
02 Sarah Palin
Youknow there's a very good reason the Republicans are out of office this
term folks..and your looking at her. Sure Obama talked a mean game but
it was Sarah's lack of being able to talk that really did the ol' GOP
in. Not that I'm complaining about that, I'm just upset because once
she lost I assumed I'd never hafta hear from her again until at least
2012, but thanks to a book she's all over my TV once again. So if you
really want to promote yourself Miss Palin, nothing says "Elect me in
'12" like being killed in a horror movie. I mean, Ronald Regan had a
movie career before he got in the White House right? Play some final
girl's gullible Mother in a slasher film and let some slasher do the
rest.
01 Robert PattersonOh look! It's every horror bloggers least favorite vampire! You know
what really annoys me about this guy? His habit of always, ALWAYS
touching his own damn hair in every interview he's ever done. I mean I
dunno if Kristen Stewart has given him cooties or what, but the guy
just can't leave his hair alone! So when he's like 30 and his teen
appeal has ran it's course, and he's done making silly movies where
Vampires fall in love instead of bite people, and are able to walk
around in the freakin' daylight, maybe he'll settle for a real horror
film. One where at first something happens to cause him to loose his
hair..I don't care how he dies in it really, I'd be happy just to see
the bastard loose his hair.
haha!
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